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It's finally here, the official Robert Rodriguez Machete Teaser Trailer. The movie focuses on Machete (Trejo), a renegade former "Mexican Federale". After a shakedown with a druglord (Seagal), Machete roams the towns and streets of Texas looking to do yard work in exchange for money. Michael Benz (Fahey), a local businessman and spin doctor, explains to Machete that McLaughlin (De Niro), a corrupt senator, is sending hundreds of illegal immigrants out of the country. In order to stop this, Benz offers Machete $150,000 to kill McLaughlin. Machete accepts the murder contract. As Machete attempts to assassinate McLaughlin during a rally, he is double-crossed and one of Benz's henchmen shoots him. It is revealed that Benz orchestrated the entire attempted assassination as part of a false flag operation to gain public support for McLaughlin's harsh anti-immigration laws. By setting up Machete as the patsy, the conspirators make it appear that an outlaw illegal Mexican immigrant has tried to assassinate the senator.
A wounded Machete is taken to a hospital to be treated for wounds, and escapes from the guards before he can be arrested. Agent Sartana (Alba), a persistent U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent, is sent by her superior, Lt. Stillman (Johnson), to go find and capture the injured Machete. Machete, with the help of Luz (Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, recruits Padre Benecio del Toro (Marin), Machete's "holy" brother. To take revenge on Benz, Machete kidnaps Benz's wife and his daughter, April (Lohan), who has a penchant for guns. After encountering Machete, Sartana begins to have a special interest in the blade slinger. Machete rallies a group of illegal immigrants together, and begins to hunt the people who double crossed him.
***Sorry folks, this video keeps being pulled due to a copyright claim by Twentieth Century Fox. We will keep reposting new versions when possible.
* Danny Trejo as Machete Cortez, a renegade and dangerous former Mexican Federale and labor worker who gets hired for a job to assassinate a corrupt senator, but is later betrayed and goes out for revenge against his former boss.
* Cheech Marin as Padre Benito del Toro, Machete's "holy" brother; a former Federale-turned-Catholic priest that helps him.
* Lindsay Lohan as April Benz, Benz's daughter, a socialite with a penchant for guns.
* Robert De Niro as Senator McLaughlin, the corrupt Senator.
* Jessica Alba as Sartana, a U.S. immigration customs enforcement agent who is tracking Machete down.
* Don Johnson as Lt. Stillman, Sartana's superior.
* Rose McGowan as Cherry Darling, who will appear in the fake trailer at the beginning of the movie.
* Michelle Rodriguez as Luz, a saucy taco slinger and Machete's friend.
* Steven Seagal as Torrez, a druglord.
* Jeff Fahey as Michael Benz, the businessman who hires Machete for the assassination.
* Elise Avellan and Electra Avellan as The Sexy Nurses at the hospital where Machete is treated.
* Cheryl Chin as Torrez Henchwoman, a cold blooded killer and Torrez's right hand woman sent to look for Machete.
* Tom Savini as Deputy Tolo.
* Daryl Sabara as Julio.
* Carlos Gallardo
* Tito Larriva
* Alicia Rachel Marek as June Benz, socialite wife of Benz and April's mother.
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